21, Wellard, Western Australia
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Spreading Chaos, one post at a time.
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❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Loki's Army
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❑ Taken ❑ Single ✔ One with Russia
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Everyone in the world wears one mask or another, and behind some masks, lies a monster, waiting to kill us all when we least expect it
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TONY & LOKI


TONY STARK FAN
{ I AM IRON MAN }
LOKI FAN
{ BEWARE, THOR }
SHERLOCK'S SCARF
{ wear }

 

neverrwhere:

patunes:

either i

  • dont have enough followers to get hate

or i

  • am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about

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phantomofthebookstore:

weasleyandpotter:

deartheworld:

loserslikemedefygravity:


‘Mummy, have you seen my jumper?’
‘Yes, dear, it’s on the cat.’

MY LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW

BECAUSE IT’S A HOOK! OH MY GOD!!!

NOW I SEEEEEEEEEEE

AND AT LAST I SEEEE THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT

phantomofthebookstore:

weasleyandpotter:

deartheworld:

loserslikemedefygravity:

‘Mummy, have you seen my jumper?’

‘Yes, dear, it’s on the cat.’

MY LIFE MAKES SENSE NOW

BECAUSE IT’S A HOOK! OH MY GOD!!!

NOW I SEEEEEEEEEEE

AND AT LAST I SEEEE THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?

Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

Dad: Fuck the government.

Dad: Fuck the school board.

Dad: Close the door.

Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

Dad: I love puns.

Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

Dad: Please shut up.

Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

Dad: They act like I care what they think.

Dad: I hate homework.

Dad: I have decided to become a politician.

Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

The Signs and their Rooms

Aries: Messy, messy, messy. 'The chair' (you know which chair I'm talking about) has probably disappeared among all their clothes. Theory is that it probably fused to the ground.

Taurus: They have an ingrained connection with every single one of their possessions. They know you moved that sock 0.2 meters to the left don't deny it.

Gemini: Where's the floor? No one knows anymore. When they magically decide to clean up, it's like christmas morning when they find something they don't even remember having. Then, they get distracted by said thing and forget about cleaning up.

Cancer: Their room is their sanctuary. Probably going through an ant invasion because of all the food they eat there. Most likely to have a secret food stash.

Leo: Usually organized, though they can be lazy. They probably don't move enough to have a mess.

Virgo: Same as Taurus. Like the Eye of Sauron, they know everything that goes down there.They go into phases in which everything is probably color coded. They get lazy and give up a few weeks later when no one notices.

Libra: Probably unlivable until they decide Today is the Day and organize everything. They get bored halfway through and go back to feeling sorry for themselves because their rooms aren't pretty.

Scorpio: The walls are full with their interests. The mess control is manageable. Once you go in, it might be too dark to find your way out.

Sagittarius: Doesn't care at all about mess. Until they see someone else's clean room and their competitive gene appears. Soon it dies down and they go back to not caring.

Capricorn: Puts everyone else's to shame. Mostly, because like Leo, they are not naturally messy. Can be OCD about their space.

Aquarius: Their interests are also everywhere. They sleep next to their laptop. Their desk is no man's land.

Pisces: Clutter is their natural habitat. They probably don't remember the last time they turned on the lights. The windows have never been opened. An excavation team is needed to find the floor. Until people come over, then it's DEFCON 4 and everything is either organized or hidden.

pottysmovingcastle:

mr-epicpantz:

I don’t care what you believe in, this is a great man.

HE DEMOTED A FRIGGIN CARDINAL FOR HIS ANTI-GAY COMMENTS. HE ROCKS.

(Source: amroyounes)

shinimegami:

It doesn’t matter how well-written, developed, and deep a character is, there will always be a group of people in the fandom that will reduce that character to 2 or 3 traits and then misinterpret everything they do based on those 2 or 3 traits which may or may not even be accurate to that character.